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Completely True
Wednesday, January 8, 2003
The above is a true story, or so I hear. Except that the entirely wrong people are witnessing it. I am nothing if not a distributor of misinformation.
Other potential punchlines were:
"Somewhere far away, Orlando Bloom is experiencing a strong sense of the creeps. More so than usual, I mean."
"Go on, tell her he's gay. You know you want to."
"Finally we get some creepy women in here."
"I would pay good money to hear a tiny scream and see an arrow fly out of the box into her eye."
"I'd just walk away, but I'm curious if she's going to get to second base."
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