In their only recorded scuffle with the party, the orcs ostensibly had the upper hand until someone remembered that Pzamdriel was there and she proceeded to produce a wrath so unholy it peeled the paint from temple walls over five leagues away. Despite this, none of the orcs managed to die.

Since then, the orcs have busied themselves by laying an ambush that the party completely failed to fall into or even notice in the slightest. Likely, this just ticked the orcs off more.

It is unknown whether these orcs are taking orders from anyone, but it is true that there are quite a few more orcs than the party is aware of, and they seem to have something planned. It is entirely possible that some of these other orcs will be less rude than these ones and actually have the decency to keel over every now and then.

First Appearance: #32 - July 2, 2002
Status: Regrouping.

It is known that this distributor of Evil is not content to make use of off-the-shelf minions. He is responsible for the creation of both the half-lemon, half-lime, half-orc Lymon Orcs and the five-eighths-ogre, quarter-pigeon, one-third-telemarketer beast known apologetically as Mr. Wiggles. These engineered abominations proved unstable and were driven mad by the less than perfectly balanced equations used to create them. From this evidence, it can also be assumed that Some Evil Guy is not very good at basic mathematics.

Recent additions to Andrew's Game Log have revealed that Some Evil Guy is planning some sort of invasion, and the party's most recent adventure ended with the discovery of a large camp of orcs within sight of a strategic military fort. You can try putting two and two together, but the villain himself would have a hard time with that, so your mileage may vary.

Little else is known about him. Perhaps some day he shall reveal his schemes, motivations, or at very least his name. Until then, he shall be left in stereotypical villainy, which he seems to relish so very much.

First Appearance: #56 - December 12, 2002
Status: Manipulating and plotting.

Before the heroes could rest though, a similarly-afflicted Troll confronted them. Though he was dispatched with a single lucky attack, this Lymon Troll's appearance is still a mystery and, really, probably not worth thinking about too much.

First Appearance: #182 - February 11, 2003
Status: Deceased, decarbonated, and flat.

Some Evil Guy personally delivered Mr. Wiggles to the party before disappearing in a puff of arrogance. Being predominantly of ogre stock and further influenced by his single-minded, dim-witted parts (and also the pigeon), Mister Wiggles' downfall proved to be his unstable minds, which were individually distracted before being taken down by, embarrassingly, the Bard. Later, Wiggles was returned to his component pieces and then to much, much smaller ones by Hew, who was tired of having to jump over the unconscious beast just to move around. He was then buried in the entranceway of the cave where the battle took place.

According to Some Evil Guy, Mr. Wiggles has genetic programming allowing himself to overcome even the most dire of demises, though it seems quite likely that this programming has a few bugs in it.

First Appearance: #200 - March 7, 2003
Status: Deceased / Self pollinating.