var phrases = new Array();

phrases[phrases.length] = "The +2 Webcomic of Hilarity!";
phrases[phrases.length] = "Munchkins & Munchies";
phrases[phrases.length] = "It Confuses My Mom!";
phrases[phrases.length] = "A New Low In The Webcomic Industry.";
phrases[phrases.length] = "It's Funny.  Really.";
phrases[phrases.length] = "We Play Games So You Don't Have To.";
phrases[phrases.length] = "Coworkers Want To Know: What's So Damn Funny?";
phrases[phrases.length] = "Never A Dull Monument";
phrases[phrases.length] = "Grown Adults Playing Make-Believe";
phrases[phrases.length] = "Punch The Orc And Win A Prize!<br><span style=\"font-size:7pt\">(Prize awarded is One Angry Orc)</span>";
phrases[phrases.length] = "We're Prone To Occasional Fits Of Sanity";
phrases[phrases.length] = "Pixels Arranged To Suggest Specific Imagery!";
phrases[phrases.length] = "WARNING: May Contain Stupidity And Mispellinks";
phrases[phrases.length] = "High Fantasy in a Low Comedy setting.";
phrases[phrases.length] = "Like a 2nd Level Character in a 9th Level Campaign.";
phrases[phrases.length] = "Updates: More Often Than It Should";

phrases[phrases.length] = "Threatening Attacks of Opportunity Since 2002!";


/* --Retired
phrases[phrases.length] = "All New Version 1.0!";
phrases[phrases.length] = "Now With More Useless Packaging!";
*/


var linklist= new Array();

linklist[linklist.length] = '<a href="http://www.nuklearpower.com/comic/">8-bit Theater</a>'
linklist[linklist.length] = '<a href="http://www.adventurers-comic.com/">Adventurers!</a>'
linklist[linklist.length] = '<a href="http://www.inktank.com/AT/">Angst Technologies</a>'
linklist[linklist.length] = '<a href="http://www.avalonhigh.com/">Avalon</a>'
linklist[linklist.length] = '<a href="http://www.bobandgeorge.com/">Bob And George</a>'
//linklist[linklist.length] = '<a href="http://thebrain.keenspace.com/">The Brain - An Owner\'s Manual</a>'
linklist[linklist.length] = '<a href="http://www.crfh.net">College Roomies From Hell!!!</a>'
linklist[linklist.length] = '<a href="http://cupofsuffering.keenspace.com/">Cup Of Suffering</a>'
linklist[linklist.length] = '<a href="http://www.dpad.ca/">D+pad</a>';


linklist[linklist.length] = '<a href="http://www.dieselsweeties.com/">Diesel Sweeties</a>'
linklist[linklist.length] = '<a href="http://www.explodingdog.com/">explodingdog</a>'
linklist[linklist.length] = '<a href="http://www.faans.com/">Fans!</a>'
linklist[linklist.length] = '<a href="http://www.funnyfarmcomics.com/">Funny Farm</a>'
linklist[linklist.length] = '<a href="http://isometric.spaceninja.com/">Isometric</a>'
linklist[linklist.length] = '<a href="http://www.itswalky.com/">It\'s Walky!</a>'
linklist[linklist.length] = '<a href="http://www.lethaldoses.com/">Lethal Doses</a>'
linklist[linklist.length] = '<a href="http://www.little-gamers.com/">Little Gamers</a>'
linklist[linklist.length] = '<a href="http://www.machall.com/">Mac Hall</a>'
linklist[linklist.length] = '<a href="http://www.megatokyo.com/">Megatokyo</a>'
//linklist[linklist.length] = '<a href="http://thewhiner.odd-house.com/">Nobody Loves The Whiner</a>';


linklist[linklist.length] = '<a href="http://www.gamespy.com/comics/nodwick/index.htm">Nodwick</a>'
linklist[linklist.length] = '<a href="http://www.penny-arcade.com/">Penny Arcade</a>'
linklist[linklist.length] = '<a href="http://www.pvponline.com/">PVP</a>'
linklist[linklist.length] = '<a href="http://www.reallifecomics.com/">Real Life</a>'
linklist[linklist.length] = '<a href="http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/">Red Meat</a>'
linklist[linklist.length] = '<a href="http://www.rpgworldcomic.com/">RPG World</a>'
linklist[linklist.length] = '<a href="http://www.sinfest.net/">Sinfest</a>'
linklist[linklist.length] = '<a href="http://www.sluggy.com">Sluggy Freelance</a>'
linklist[linklist.length] = '<a href="http://www.tomodesign.net/">Tomodachi Forever</a>'
//linklist[linklist.length] = '<a href="http://www.tuesdaycomic.com/">Tuesday</a>'
linklist[linklist.length] = '<a href="http://www.userfriendly.org/static/">User Friendly</a>'
//linklist[linklist.length] = '<a href="http://roleplaying.keenspace.com/">What Is Roleplaying?</a>'

function rand_phrase() {
  var num = Math.floor(Math.random() * phrases.length);
  document.writeln("<center class='randphrase'>" + phrases[num] + "</center>");
}

function rand_links() {
   var i;
   for(i=0; i<5; i++) {
      temp = Math.floor(Math.random() * (linklist.length - i) );
      document.write( linklist[temp] + "<br>");
      linklist[temp] = linklist[linklist.length - i - 1];

   }
}